Quotes About Health

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

A human can be healthy without killing animals for food. Therefore if he eats meat he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny.

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment: but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

According to the saying of an ancient philosopher, one should eat to live, and not live to eat

Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

Food is the most important meal of the day.

February 13 should be international condom day.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.