Quotes About Health

Abdicate, v.: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

It takes a lot of work from the face to let out a smile, but just think what good smiling can bring to the most important muscle of the body... the heart.

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.

His banner over me was love.Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love.

Envy and wrath shorten the life, and carefulness bringeth age before the time.

And though she's not really illThere's a little yellow pillShe goes running for the shelterOf a mother's little helperAnd it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day.

Smile — sunshine is good for your teeth.

If you don't take care of your body, where will you live?

Old age… it's the only disease you don't look forward to being cured of.

Clothed, and in his right mind.

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.

Hearing protection is a sound investment.

O God, the Creator and Preserver of all mankind, we humbly beseech thee for all sorts and conditions of men; that thou wouldest be pleased to make thy ways known unto them, thy saving health unto all nations.

Working safely may get old, but so do those who practice it.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.

One thousand Americans stop smoking every day — by dying.

Your body is a temple, not a drive-through.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.

If love can't cure it, nurses can.