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Quotes About Health

Our body is there right now. You did not have to earn a thing. It is a gift. You are a hero every time you step out of your front door to do some exercise.
~ Naomi Alderman
There's never a bad time to put earplugs in. They're the kind of thing you can reject as a bit lame, but somebody told me to do start wearing earplugs and it turned out to be great advice.
~ Ned Beauman
I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.
~ Mark Twain
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
~ Mark Twain
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.
~ Mark Twain
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.
~ Mark Twain
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
~ Mark Twain
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
~ Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.
~ Mark Twain
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
~ Mark Twain
All great men are dead, and I'm not feeling too well myself
~ Mark Twain
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; I was always tired.
~ Mark Twain
James Elly Kleinman, a cousin of mine was seriously ill two or three weeks ago, in New York, but is well now. The report of my illness grew out of his illness, the report of my death was an exaggeration.
~ Mark Twain
Health is a habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
~ Mark Twain
These are sad days in literature. Homer is dead. Shakespeare is dead. And I myself am not feeling at all well.
~ Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
~ Mark Twain
All diets are wholesome. Some are wholesomer than others, but all the ordinary diets are wholesome enough for the people who use them. Whether the food be fine or coarse it will taste good and it will nourish if a watch be kept upon the appetite and a little starvation introduced every time it weakens.
~ Mark Twain
Presently it occurred to him that he wished he was sick; then he could stay home from school.
~ Mark Twain
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
~ Mark Twain
Island under French control—which means a community which depends upon quarantines, not sanitation, for its health.
~ Mark Twain
Seien Sie vorsichtig mit Gesundheitsbüchern - Sie könnten an einem Druckfehler sterben.
~ Mark Twain
Pilgrims in better circumstances are often stricken down by the sun and the fevers of the country, and then their saving refuge is the Convent. Without these hospitable retreats, travel in Palestine would be a pleasure which none but the strongest men could dare to undertake. Our party, pilgrims and all, will always be ready and always willing, to touch glasses and drink health, prosperity and long life to the Convent Fathers of Palestine.
~ Mark Twain
the old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a-man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bill like everything.
~ Mark Twain
Czytaj?c ksi??ki o zdrowiu, uwa?ajcie. Jeden b??d drukarski mo?e was zabi?.
~ Mark Twain