Quotes About Education
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
~ Mark Twain
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There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.
~ Mark Twain
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To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
~ Mark Twain
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
~ Mark Twain
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
~ Mark Twain
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
~ Mark Twain
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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
~ Mark Twain
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I have always had the greatest respect for students. There is nothing I hate more than condescension—the attitude that they are inferior to you. I always assume they have good minds.
~ Mark Van Doren
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The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.
~ Mark Van Doren
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Flying from the United States to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.
~ Dave Barry
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
~ Bill Watterson
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Because that's what Hermione does,' said Ron, shrugging. 'When in doubt, go to the library.
~ J. K. Rowling
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I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.
~ Jimmy Carr
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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
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It's funny because I went to a predominantly white school, but for some reason they always picked the musicals that were supposed to be done by totally black casts.
~ Dane DeHaan
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School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you.
~ John Updike
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Learn the lick, but learn FROM the lick.
~ Unknown
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I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
~ Peter De Vries
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We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
~ Dan Quayle
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Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
~ Unknown
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
~ Eddie Izzard
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
~ Karl Pilkington
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I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.
~ Godfrey
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Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.
~ Erma Bombeck
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