Quotes About Education

In America people have this funny idea about enlightenment and money. Money expresses a level of commitment. Studying enlightenment is like going to a university.

My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!

You know it's them books what make you talk funny.

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right'.

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.

I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn't forget!

School is a place were you go to eat your lunch

Because Vietnam was not a declared war, the veterans are not even eligible for the G. I. Bill of Rights with respect to education or anything.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.

I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets

Yeah. Of course I can do simple math. I graduated high school, ya know.""What an accomplishment. No one has ever done that before.

Are you educated in the art of medicine?" Yeah, the art of Walgreens and Urgent Care. "A bit, " I hedged.

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.

You have been around since scaly things crawled out of the muck, would it have killed you to read a book?

it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.

All can I say is that exams are damn pathetic

Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed.

We are the sowers - our children are those who reap. We labor so that future generations will be better and nobler than we are.

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future.