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Quotes About Education

Caesareans or not, children are ruinous; you're out of your mind," said Mrs. Phelps. "I plunk the children in school nine days out of ten. I put up with them when they come home three days a month; it's not bad at all. You heave them into the 'parlor' and turn the switch. It's like washing clothes; stuff laundry in and slam the lid." Mrs. Bowles tittered. "They'd just as soon kick as kiss me. Thank God, I can kick back!
~ Ray Bradbury
Cram them full of non-combustable data, chock them so damn full of facts they feel stuffed, but absolutely brilliant with information. Then they'll feel they're thinking, they'll get a sense of motion without moving. And they'll be happy, because facts of that sort don't change. Don't give them any slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy.
~ Ray Bradbury
A little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring; There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.' Pope.
~ Ray Bradbury
Il bambino impara semplicemente parlando e ascoltando.
~ Ray Jackendoff
What we're learning in our schools is not the wisdom of life. We're learning technologies, we're getting information.
~ Joseph Campbell
A journalist, it is said, enjoys a license to be educated in public; we are the lucky ones, allowed to spend our days in a continuing course of adult education.
~ Joseph Campbell
To a teacher of languages there comes a time when the world is but a place of many words and man appears a mere talking animal not much more wonderful than a parrot.
~ Joseph Conrad
Preparation for the future was necessary, and he was willing to admit that the great change would perhaps come in the upheaval of a revolution. But he argued that revolutionary propaganda was a delicate work of high conscience. It was the education of the masters of the world. It should be as careful as the education given to kings.
~ Joseph Conrad
Each station should be like a beacon on the road towards better things, a centre for trade of course, but also for humanizing, improving, instructing.
~ Joseph Conrad
we are speaking about cognitive meanings, which cannot be transferred into students as blood is pumped into veins. Learning the meaning of a piece of knowledge requires dialog, exchange, sharing, and sometimes compromise.
~ Joseph D. Novak
Don't imagine that a college education is necessary to success as a writer. Far from it. Some of our college men are dead-heads, drones, parasites on the body social, not alone useless to the world but to themselves.
~ Joseph Devlin
There are four simple moods,—the Infinitive, the Indicative, the Imperative and the Subjunctive.
~ Joseph Devlin
To use a big word or a foreign word when a small one and a familiar one will answer the same purpose, is a sign of ignorance.
~ Joseph Devlin
The greatest scholar alive hasn't more than four thousand different words at his command, and he never has occasion to use half the number. In
~ Joseph Devlin
Al agravar los efectos de la desigualdad de oportunidades educativas, junto con unos impuestos de sucesiones demasiado bajos, Estados Unidos está creando día a día una plutocracia hereditaria.
~ Joseph E. Stiglitz
For now, we simply note that the marked reduction in inequality in the period between 1950 and 1970, was due partly to developments in the markets but even more to government policies, such as the increased access to higher education provided by the GI Bill and the highly progressive tax system enacted during World War II.
~ Joseph E. Stiglitz
Throughout its history, America has struggled with inequality. But with the tax policies and regulations that existed in the post–World War II war period—and the heavy investments in education, like the GI Bill—matters were improving. The tax cuts at the top and deregulation that began in the Reagan years reversed that trend. There
~ Joseph E. Stiglitz
Each university president has merely kept the pot boiling without noticing what wretched fare was cooking inside it. None has prevented or even slowed any of the continuing rot of the humanities and social sciences within their institution, nor even thought to do so.
~ Joseph Epstein
College education is highly overrated. Take it from a man who dispensed it.
~ Joseph Epstein
there is no faculty so weak as the English faculty," which is "the common catch-all for aspirants to the birch who are too lazy or too feeble in intelligence to acquire any sort of exact knowledge, and the professional incompetence of its typical ornament is matched only by his hollow cocksureness." In a passing reference to Emory University he mentions "the students there incarcerated.
~ Joseph Epstein
Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did. Soon the only people attending were those who never asked questions, and the sessions were discontinued altogether, since Clevinger, the corporal and Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
~ Joseph Heller
The important thing is to keep them pledging, he explained to his cohorts. It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.
~ Joseph Heller
Clevinger is a very bright guy, a Harvard man, who knows everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
~ Joseph Heller
Since he had nothing better to do well in, he did well in school.
~ Joseph Heller