Quotes About Stress

Before redeye flights, I drink copious amounts of herbal brews to help me relax and fall asleep after takeoff.

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

Just living in Los Angeles guarantees the loss of a few I.Q. points each year.

I start sweating and shaking and having panic attacks if I am not at home.

Worrying about worrying is a dangerous cycle to fall into. People who get caught up in worry when they try to force themselves to stop worrying may want to try a different strategy – acceptance.

Freud also said we choose our own neuroses. Capitalism is the neurosis of humanity.

The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.

Housework can kill you if done right.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.

Humor is the only thing that allows you to survive every pressure and crisis.

Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

If by being overstudious, we impair our health and spoil our good humor, let us give it up.

Get me outa here. F*ckin' creepy cheerleaders.

Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

I've always used humor, but I use humor when coping with things in general.

Because he was English and that's what the English do under stress: they drink tea.

One has to develop a sense of humor to cope.

Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning.

I write to express and I shop to destress

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.