Quotes About Bizarre

This place is weird as fuck.

She was keeping it in a cedar box with some other penises she'd stolen; she was feeding them on grains of wheat. That's the usual method of tending penises.

He looked like something that had gotten loose from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

One time I tried to marry a chicken.

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he'd met on the internet.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

the hotel was no longer Gardner's "once rather noble Chelsea," despite its rather bizarrely timed designation as a national historic landmark that year.

But for the last couple of weeks I've had this bizarre sensation that something is watching me. (Simone) You mean someONE, right? (Tate) I know it sounds crazy – (Simone) I just had a body walk off the table mid-autopsy and you think your story is nuts? (Tate)

That's what I want you to tell me. See, I deal with…well, most days, bizarre paranormal crap. You are Queen Weird. I need the queen on this before I have to start hiring a new staff of medical examiners who don't freak out when the dead move off their tables. You know where I can find some of these unusual people? I know you hang out with them. (Tate) Thanks, Tate. I always look forward to these ego-bolstering pep talks of ours. (Simone)

Like a wombat in a cornfield." Jo "Beg pardon?" Cadegan "You're not the only one who can throw together random words that make no sense and use them in a sentence like they do." Jo

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

That is the freakiest thing that ever happened to me." I nodded toward the mess. "And if you knew my life, you'd realize just how freaky that is.

Life is much weirder than fiction; nothing's more absurd.

It's a very bizarre thing to have people very concerned with your life, but I don't mind it because all that says to me is that they care about the show, and I can't ask for anything more than that.

Acting is such a bizarre way of life. Unless you're really passionate about it, you should give it up. Don't beat yourself up.

Cagliari central defender Comunardo Niccolai became celebrated for his ability to score bizarre own goals in the 1960s, so much that self inflicted problems in general are often referred to as 'Niccolai-like'.

And while on cold, concrete walls, stark shadows of medical teams silently danced their bizarre renditions of mercy, Ingram tread further, dodging heaps that moaned and writhed.

It's decidedly bizzare, when the Worst Thing hppens and you find yourself still conscious, still breathing.

He's lying against a bale of hay and talking to his reindeer. That's odd. No, wait—he is singing to his reindeer. That's even odder.

We had our first earthquake over here recently. That was a bizarre feeling. I just became disoriented and I remember my dad freaking out. Nothing broke or anything.

In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty.

We live in a world where people think that finding a passion is so rare that if you find one you're the luckiest person on the planet, and the possibility of finding two is just bizarre. It isn't. We have multiple passions.

My audience is made up of such bizarre, rare people. They're very sparse and scattered; it's not like a huge body of people.

Really, laughing is such a strange reaction to something. The idea of it is so bizarre, so instinctual, and kind of magical.