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Quotes About Sermons

Rather glumly, he recalled the bit at the beginning of the Trollope biography he was reading, where Trollope considers the dreary sermons persuading people to turn their backs on worldly pleasure in the hope of heaven to come and asks, if such is really the case, then "Why are women so lovely?
~ Peter Robinson
Susan admitted the churches she had grown up in were heavy on hell and damnation and light on grace. They claimed to be "saved by grace" but then carefully outlined a very specific set of beliefs one had to accept in order to be a Christian. They had emphasized law over love. Nearly every sermon she heard growing up had warned of God's wrath. She'd been taught to fear God rather than be awed by his grace.
~ Philip Gulley
I write all my sermons.
~ Joel Osteen
Sometimes I think Jesus can't wait until we preachers finish our boring sermons. He can't wait to heal people.
~ Reinhard Bonnke
remember the short formal sermons intoned from the pulpit there, rendered in smooth articulate tones, with calm assurance purged of that wild emotion of the crude preachers most of us knew in our home towns and of whom we were deeply ashamed
~ Ralph Ellison
Spurgeon used his wit to provoke laughter in private and in public. He said in one of his sermons, "If by a laugh I can make men see the folly of an error better than in any other way, they shall laugh.
~ Randy Alcorn
The chaplain was apologetic. "I'm sorry, sir, but just about all the prayers I know are rather somber in tone and make at least some passing reference to God." "Then let's get some new ones. The men are already doing enough bitching about the missions I send them on without our rubbing it in with any sermons about God or death or Paradise. Why can't we take a more positive approach? Why
~ Joseph Heller
I am aware of how often over the past year I have listened to sermons and religious leaders turn the biblical narratives into a useful handbook for making one's life work more successful. I'm aware of how this Oprahization of the Christian narrative has turned us ever more quickly into anxiety-laden, functional atheists needing ways to use God to make our lives work.
~ Alan J. Roxburgh
A man got up [after one of Huxley's 'sermons'] and said 'they had never heard anything like that in Norwich before'. Never 'did Science seem so vast and mere creeds so little'.
~ Adrian Desmond
Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Some of the greatest sermons that have ever been preached were preached by the singing of a song.
~ Spencer W. Kimball
It is the music in our conscience, the dance in our spirit, to which Puritan litanies, moral sermons, and goody goodness won't chime.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Wordsworth went to the Lakes, but he was never a lake poet. He found in stones the sermons he had already hidden there.
~ Oscar Wilde
The reason can only be this: heroic poetry depends on an heroic age, and an age is heroic because of what it is, not because of what it does.
~ Lascelles Abercrombie
Listening to sermons and reading the Bible provide information about Jesus, but this is not the same as a personal meeting of him in the events of his life.
~ David G. Benner
After several years of hellfire sermons, I did what any reasonable ten-year-old child would do under the circumstances—I accepted Christ into my heart and began seeking to live a life that would please God.
~ David G. Benner
en asuntos de religión los hombres encuentran placer en ser aterrorizados y que no hay predicadores más populares que los que excitan la mayor tristeza y las pasiones más tétricas.
~ David Hume
The world does not need sermons; it needs a message. You can go to seminary and learn how to preach sermons, but you will have to go to God to get messages.
~ Oswald J. Smith
Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
~ Mignon McLaughlin
There must not only be good preaching, but good hearing.
~ J. C. Ryle
It is with nations as it is with individuals. A book of history is a book of sermons.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
Most of my sermons are inspirational, and I believe people need that encouragement.
~ Max Lucado
Oh, God, who does not exist, you hate women, otherwise you'd have made them different. And Jesus, who snubbed your mother, you hate them more. Roaming around all that time with a bunch of men, fishing; and Sermons on the Mount. Abandoning women.
~ Edna O'Brien
There are sermons in stones, but it depends on how good your aim is.
~ Albert Meltzer