Quotes About Technology

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All texting eachother because they've given up on speech.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

Clones are people two.

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."

One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".

Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?'

I met Steve Jobs once. In '06? He had a sense of humor.

The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species.

described the Internet as "a series of intestines, laid out by a goatherd's son, spewing bile at both ends

I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.

I Twitter (or Facebook) therefore I am

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.