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Quotes About Technology

That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
You will need to verify your identity with a sacrifice.""Didn't you ever hear of retina scans? Maybe fingerprints? Something less invasive?
~ J.T. Bock, A Surefire Way
Don't waste water on washing your shirt, use photoshop!
~ EverSkeptic
My people, we stay indoors. We have keyboards. We have darkness.
~ Neil Gaiman
The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to lie for you.
~ Scott B. Pruden
If your kids are the generation Y there are only two things you parents are worried about..What your daughters are uploading on the internet and what your sons are downloading from the internet
~ Joshua Siranjofu
When it comes to texting the power of you thumbs compel you
~ Stanley Victor Paskavich
TELEPHONE n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Whatever happens, we have gotThe Maxim gun, and they have not.
~ Hilaire Belloc
Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't.There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology.
~ Dani Harper
Forget UNIX - it will be gone in 5 years.
~ Tom Jermoluk
I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.
~ Chuck Lorre
Hell's got IT?Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush?
~ Gwynn Marssen
Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they've forgotten how to hunt.
~ Maggie Georgiana Young
I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy
~ E.J. Eisman
If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
~ The Covert Comic
The old Televisions had an off switch.
~ Chris Bachelder
You know you are a human when a beautiful image appearing on television/computer/smartphone/tab screen appears more alive than a living being.Basically, we are stupid.
~ Saurabh Sharma
I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.
~ Stephen Emond, Winter Town
In 6,000 years of storytelling, [people have] gone from depicting hunting on cave walls to depicting Shakespeare on Facebook walls.
~ Joe Sabia
"That's sad," said Montag, quietly, "because all we put into it is hunting and finding and killing. What a shame if that's all it can ever know."
~ Ray Bradbury
The application of GIS is limited only by the imagination of those who use it
~ Jack Dangermond
The world, I think, will wait a long time for Nikola Tesla's equal in achievement and imagination.
~ Edwin Howard Armstrong
Digital imaging allows both groups to rise above the limitations of mess and clutter and mechanics, and apply our talents to creating images limited only by our imaginations.
~ Buffy Sainte-Marie