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Quotes About Bugs

The entropy paper asks us to conceive of the mind as an uncertainty-reducing machine with a few serious bugs in it.
~ Michael Pollan
We are actually getting worse at some matters of hygiene. Dr. Maunder believes that the move toward low-temperature washing machine detergents has encouraged bugs to proliferate. As he puts it: "If you wash lousy clothing at low temperatures, all you get is cleaner lice.
~ Bill Bryson
The number of errors in code correlates strongly with the amount of code and the complexity of the code.
~ Bjarne Stroustrup
Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2.
~ Fred Blechman
I'm terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I'm paranoid that I'll be taken advantage of as I sleep.
~ Freema Agyeman
I spent my childhood in northern New York State, and like many kids, bugs and other critters fascinated me.
~ Romulus Whitaker
I'm terrified of bugs and I travel with sprays, lotions, potions; the lot. I have to check the room before I go to sleep and if I come across a bug and fail to remove it I have to sleep in a separate room as I'm paranoid that I'll be taken advantage of as I sleep.
~ Freema Agyeman
And every now and then people find the bugs, and they interpret those as cool failures in the Sims terms. For them it's like a treasure hunt, you know.
~ Will Wright
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
~ Bill Gates
As you lay on a summer's day In a cool and shady place, Don't look up into the skies; Instead look down and squint your eyes. Squint your eyes so very tight, And if you wish with all your might, You'll find the land of More-Than-Small. In this land live buggs -- that's all!
~ Stephen Cosgrove
once gotos are introduced, they spread through the code like termites through a rotting house.
~ Steve McConnell
developers insert an average of 1 to 3 defects per hour into their designs and 5 to 8 defects per hour into code
~ Steve McConnell
Bugs were the backdrop of the code writer's life. A comma in the wrong place. An "if" where there should be a "then." An erroneous call from one piece of the program to another. Each could instantly cause a seizure, the collapse of a finely wrought abstraction into a puddle of ones and zeroes. Only human, software was born to fail. If not catastrophically, then aesthetically. Every software captain knew this.
~ G. Pascal Zachary
Even seasoned code writers could not dismiss the possibility of being trapped in something akin to an infinite loop, wherein fixes spawned their own bugs. It had happened to others. The history of software was littered with projects, large and small, that had been abandoned in disgust, destroying careers.
~ G. Pascal Zachary
I was upset, sad, angry - something! I needed to do something! I needed to feel myself, understand myself and this horrible world we are all trapped in, where bugs and tumors and viruses worm their way into our brains and lay their putrid eggs that hatch and eat us alive from the inside out.
~ Garth Stein
Funny how a big, horrible worry doesn't wipe out all the little worries. They're like bugs. They survive no matter what.
~ Brian Yansky
Most active winter bugs can supercool their bodies to a range of–6 to–12 degrees Celsius, going lower by producing more glycerol and dropping the water content in their bodies.
~ Bruce Barcott
The main thing is to think strategically about what will engage your readers. Trust me when I tell you that few people are eager to read a story whose opening lines sound like a dissertation on giant bugs.
~ Darin Strauss
Daffy, of course, wants to go on the journey with him but the studio decides they want Daffy back, so Bugs and a young studio executive heroine have to go out and try to bring him back.
~ Joe Dante
I love bugs. And as the first person to popularize their eating in America, I take special pride in seeing their appreciation soar.
~ Andrew Zimmern
Writing software that's safe even in the presence of bugs makes the challenge even more interesting.
~ Wietse Venema
Do you remember, during the war, when Porky worked in a defense plant? He and Bugs Bunny. That was a good one too.
~ Thomas Pynchon
software development was insecurities all the way down. Even
~ Ken MacLeod
For example, it might be the case that 80 percent of a business's profits come from just 20 percent of its clients, 80 percent of a nation's wealth is held by its richest 20 percent of citizens, or 80 percent of computer software crashes come from just 20 percent of the identified bugs.
~ Cal newport