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Quotes About Bugs

When strolling through the garden, If you should chance to see A ladybug out walking, Please say "hi" for me! For ladybugs are good bugs, They help the garden grow They will bring you good luck, So always say "hello!"
~ Author Unknown
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
~ Author Unknown
It is surprising how little page space is devoted to bugs and debugging in most introductory programming textbooks.
~ Greg Wilson
Robinson sat up and peered out at the lawn. I had no idea you were so deprived. They're the best bugs in the world because they can light up their butts. It's how they find mates
~ James Patterson
The Earth is deep, and right to the heart it's alive. We people only live on the top, like the bugs that live on the scum of the still water near the shore.
~ Orson Scott Card
So it fell to Lil to make sure that there were no bugs in the meager attractions of Liberty Square: the Hall of the Presidents, the Liberty Belle riverboat, and the glorious Haunted Mansion, arguably the coolest attraction to come from the fevered minds of the old-time Disney Imagineers.
~ Cory Doctorow
The only code that doesn't have bugs is code that is not yet written.
~ Chet Haase
An ant crawled across the counter. Lucy shuddered and watched it disappear under the metal edge of the sink. Dad said everything had a right to live, but Lucy didn't think that ought to include bugs.
~ Chet Williamson
The only way for errors to occur in a program is by being put there by the author. No other mechanisms are known. Programs can't acquire bugs by sitting around with other buggy programs.
~ Harlan Mills
There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs.
~ Lawrence Flon
My reply is: the software has no known bugs, therefore it has not been updated.
~ Wietse Venema
Mammals are very close to us, but bugs are strange. They're more mysterious and exotic.
~ Isabella Rossellini
Hoover had installed 738 bugs on his own authority since 1960; the Justice Department's attorneys had been informed about only 158 of them, roughly one in five.
~ Tim Weiner
Nixon revived the FBI's traditions of wiretaps, bugs, and black-bag jobs. They quickly became a part of the political culture of the Nixon White House. He ordered Hoover back into the field of political warfare.
~ Tim Weiner
You know my girls are so funny. You're out in the country and there are critters everywhere and they get a little like, 'Oh my God! Oh no, bugs!' and I had to say, 'Honey this is fine. This is their world and it's all part of being in the country.' I realized, 'Oh my God, my girls are really city girls.'
~ Anna Gunn
Ah, the Wonderful World of Camping - may it rot in hell.
~ P.C. Cast
It came from the world's first computer – the Mark 1 – a room-size maze of electromechanical circuits built in 1944 in a lab at Harvard University. The computer developed a glitch one day, and no one was able to locate the cause. After hours of searching, a lab assistant finally spotted the problem. It seemed a moth had landed on one of the computer's circuit boards and shorted it out. From that moment on, computer glitches were referred to as bugs.
~ Dan Brown
He had heard odd things about this place, and lions didn't bother him, and who cared about gorillas; they were nothing. It was the creepers that made him squeamish. And the slitherers. And the stingers. And the . . . and the everything, Fezzik decided, to be truthful and honest. Spiders and snakes and bugs and bats and you name it—he just wasn't very fond of any of them.
~ William Goldman
Spirits have cravings--they're only human (well, some of them are)--but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That's right, spirits don't crave sugary foods, or fat, or chocolate, or deep-fried carbs. They crave HEALTHY food like raw liver and bugs and those tiny dried-up foods you find in old attics and the better-stocked graveyards.
~ Chris Dolley
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
~ Edsger Dijkstra
Well, all these stars have their houses swept quite regularly by people who work in the surveillance security business. They come in and they look for bugs and things.
~ Peter Weir
Han: "Someone ought to make armor out of those bugs." Leia: "Han! They're sentient beings!" Han: "Fair is fair. If they get to wear it, so should we." - Han and Leia Solo
~ Troy Denning
The flames pitched shadows on their faces. In the forest around them, the coos and shrieks of the lizards and bugs were locked in an ancient groove, a groove so old as to be modern, like Hendrix meeting Fela Kuti.
~ Colin Channer
Lobsters are classified in the phylum Arthropoda, same as insects. They're bugs. And bugs are only lobsters that have learned to fly.
~ Jeffrey Eugenides