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Quotes About Tequila

drank a little more of the tequila and made a face. "Did anybody invent this stuff on purpose?
~ Raymond Chandler
As she limped down the stairs, she considered all the drugs in her backpack. Tramadol, methadone, ketamine, buprenorphine. Mix them all into a pint of tequila and she could get a front-row seat to Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse talking about what a douche Jim Morrison could be.
~ Karin Slaughter
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.
~ Christopher Titus
Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in.
~ Adam Duritz
tequila, which Selya called "loudmouth soup.
~ William Finnegan
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
~ Dylan Moran
There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.
~ Nadja Baer, Redemption
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.
~ Teri Polo
I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.
~ Hugh Laurie
I want you to go back to Tucson and bring me the bottle of tequila I keep in my liquor cabinet. And don't scare Tim." Volusian remained motionless in that way of his. "My mistress grows increasingly creative in her ways to torment me." "I thought you'd appreciate it." "Only in so much as it inspires me to equally creative means to rip you apart when I am able to break free of these bonds and finally destroy you." "You see? There's a silver lining to everything. Now hurry up.
~ Richelle Mead
Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.
~ Kim Harrison
She was thinking of doing a little Cuervo therapy.
~ Kelly Moran, Tracking You
We went to Mexico, had some tequlia, eloped with a pair of drug smugglers, and took part-time jobs as exotic dancers. You know, same old, same old.
~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Funerals in México are also about drowning sorrow with liquor. The coffee is spiked with tequila
~ Rigoberto González
Dancer had lined up a row of tequila shots in front of us, issuing everyone salt and limes before declaring, "Drink up, bitches! If God wanted us sober, he wouldn't have made shot glasses so cute!
~ Joanna Wylde
I love a tequila shot. You should try it with brown sugar instead of the salt, and orange instead of the lemon. Amazing.
~ Michelle Keegan
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
~ Sammy Hagar
But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal.
~ Ted Demme
Our aim is to establish El Cartel as not just another tequila but part of the club and party lifestyle. There are several songs where I mention the brand name, and a lot of these party songs go hand in hand with the concept of Cartel Tequila.
~ Daddy Yankee
We own a proprietary recipe for Casamigos Tequila that can't be duplicated.
~ Rande Gerber
Right before I go out, we usually put on some Lauryn Hill or Fugees, and I'll do a shot of tequila just to calm my nerves.
~ Maren Morris
Pour two parts mix and you throw in one part tequila, some Don Julio, which is my favorite, shake it up a couple times. There's a perfect margarita.
~ Rande Gerber
I enjoy tequila, which has a strange effect on people and makes parties more fun than warm white wine.
~ Simon Sebag Montefiore
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~ George Carlin