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Quotes About Tequila

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
~ Lee Marvin
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.
~ P.C. Cast
I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'
~ Justine Bateman
Where is my human pillow? Where are my clothes? Why am I alone in this bed? Do I smell coffee? Do I have a headache because I drank too much tequila or because someone hit me over the head while I was sleeping when I got frisky?
~ Jessica Park
Now I think that guys who wear baseball caps with their sunglasses perched on the brims have guns, if—and this is important—the lenses of those sunglasses are mirrored or fade from orange to yellow, like a tequila sunrise.
~ David Sedaris
I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.
~ Conrad Hall
Present day—New York City Tequila is the Mexican version of the middle finger, the perfect "fuck you" to someone you either can't kill or haven't
~ Lisa Renee Jones
Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy.
~ Lois Greiman
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not
~ Lois Greiman
Ese hombre de cabellos blancos y escasos, de bigotillo recortado, que empujaba a sus dos chicas hacia el auto, era ejemplo de la sociedad estúpida, hueca e inofensiva, que no admitía alternar, en un sitio de borrachos, con otras gentes, por el solo hecho de que su embriaguez la producía el Tequila y no la Champaña
~ Unknown
Tequila! Would you not think fallen angels would be immune to it." "Fallen, hate that word! I prefer..misplaced
~ Paul Guildea, The Pebble
I was drinking tequila, and I was drinking grappa, which is Italian for gasoline. And I was drinking Jägermeister, which I believe is the liquid equivalent of Wonder Woman's golden lasso, because it will make you tell anybody the truth for no reason whatsoever. "You have really bad skin. Thanks for the drink."
~ Margaret Cho
Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate's hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, "How full was that?"Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. "Unopened. Why?
~ Unknown
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~ George Carlin
Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.
~ Mark Z. Danielewski
All I have to say is - run, dive, pitch a tent... Spend hours on the phone with your best friend.... Wear bikinis. Drink tequila. Wake up in the morning happy for no good reason.... Lie in the grass, dream of your future, of your imperfect life & your imperfect marriage to your imperfect true love.... Because what else is there? Honestly, there's nothing else. Nothing else matters.
~ Unknown
Old tricky tequila, which tastes to me like a mix of tears and spit.
~ Michael Ventura
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
~ Unknown
The tequila was light, like flower juice. I closed my eyes and saw a green train with an M in a circle; a faded green like the back of a praying mantis.
~ Patti Smith
What's tequila, blackberry brandy, and rum?" "Culo de fuego. A flaming asshole.
~ Paul Levine
Your favorite." She had marinated the fish filets in a mixture of tequila, lime juice, and orange liqueur, with a touch of olive oil and garlic. Now, she spooned a sauce of tomato, jalapeno, onion, and brown sugar over the cooked fish.
~ Paul Levine
She had marinated the fish filets in a mixture of tequila, lime juice, and orange liqueur, with a touch of olive oil and garlic. Now, she spooned a sauce of tomato, jalapeno, onion, and brown sugar over the cooked fish.
~ Paul Levine