Quotes About Laughter

Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

Some things just strike me as funny. The way things play out just makes me laugh sometimes. It drives my wife crazy sometimes because I'll just be laughing for no reason.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

I'm really funny now.

I had a very funny family.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh.""I'll try not to be funny.""Epic fail, beautiful.

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.

Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation?Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death. It'd be too risky for them.

So what do you think the physical effect was?"Roman Laughed. "Buddy, " he said, "she was tripping.

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.

Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off.Because if not, how boring would that be?

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O.

Laughter is the best medicine