Quotes About Laughter

When you do a comedy, the goals are much clearer to me.

With 'Attachments, ' my goal was to write a really good romantic comedy. I wanted the reader to be smiling throughout.

I would like to be remembered as a - somebody who could rock your soul or make your cry with a song. And somebody who's kind, who loved to laugh, and loved his God.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

The best ears of our lives.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.

He who laughs, lasts.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is higher than all pain.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.