Quotes About Redneck

There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.

Every redneck's dream is to write a song and have it go on a fishing show.

I would have to say my favorite thing about hosting 'Redneck Island 4' was the cast. They were the most genuine, fun, and down-to-earth Southerners. They just reminded me of the kids I went to school with.

The Jeremiah guy invited me to come work for the government. He said he was with the military and they were looking for guys like me. I was all, 'Farm boys? Y'all looking for redneck farm boys?

You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

I'm learning to hunt with rifles, because if you think about it, hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic, free-range food. It's a totally yuppie spin on what I thought was kind of a redneck occupation.

I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my uncle's, like, a redneck, and we're all NASCAR fans.

Chúntaro: A Mexican redneck. Term used mostly by Mexicans against each other. Jeff Foxworthy is a white chúntaro.

In a badass, beer-glass brawl, would you rather have an academic liberal covering your back or a hobnailed redneck?

but ask yourself, have you ever known anyone whose marriage was saved by a marriage counselor, whose drinking was cured by a psychiatrist, whose son was kept out of reform school by a social worker? In a badass, beer-glass brawl, would you rather have an academic liberal covering your back or a hobnailed redneck?

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating -- a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.