Quotes About Redneck

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

Get in here and make me some dinner—now, woman. News flash, Michael, you're supposed to be evil, not redneck!

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.

Too stale for the day-old bakery, so serve them to the wedding guests. Gotcha. My Big Fat Redneck Wedding.

Some of the locals have rendered assistance, Weaver said. I'd make a redneck joke but I are one.

She knows lots of people who do bad business, and not all of them are her friends, and not all of the places she goes to are good places for women to be after dark. That's not sexism: it's the simple reality of the redneck ghettos where she buys her tools.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

Cooper took a sip of coffee. It was burned and watery. "You hear there was another bombing? Philadelphia this time. I was listening to the radio on the way in. Talk radio, some redneck. He said a war was coming. Told us to open our eyes.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!

Was everything redneck actually mystical?