Quotes About Understanding

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.

It's funny how you can be mad at someone one moment and want to hug them the next.

The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.

It was funny that you know someone for years but still discover something you never noticed before.

It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.

The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong.

I know this music from memory, not from the music.

There is a number missing. I can see it.

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.

I adore the company of other writers because they are so often lively minds and, frequently, blazingly funny. And of course, we get each other in a unique way.