Quotes About Understanding

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible.

All mothers are slightly insane.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

You have to know where the funny is, and if you know where the funny is, you know everything.

I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

Those secrets are things that most people don't learn, because they are not enthusiastic enough, or bright enough, or patient enough, or funny enough; or still enough.

Why would anybody want a friend?

When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that.

[On Ronald Reagan:] Jane Wyman seemed more upset with her husband's obsession with politics than I. I tried to make her laugh. 'He'll outgrow it,' I told her. To her it wasn't funny.

It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.

On his telepathic understanding with James Worthy- It's almost like we have ESPN.

Which weakness shall I tell her? "I walk funny," I say, and she's satisfied with that. (inside joke)

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.

It is understandable that people cannot be knowledgeable about all the different mediums. Sometimes it is funny.

We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.

Most men make little use of their speech than to give evidence against their own understanding.

It's funny, because I don't think of my films as "slow-burn." I don't even know if I was familiar with the phrase until people started labeling me with it.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man's, I mean.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

I have a bad grammar, but I do have a good message in it.