Quotes About Understanding

You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

I don't have a command for 'stop wagging your tail'.

Generally I try to avoid discussing consciousness, since it's, like, hard.

Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.

He swallowed his food this time and actually spoke instead of humphing,

No man is taller than his head, and there is no big brain that is bigger than the head!

I'm so sorry. I think I'm just tired." The socially accepted excuse for being mental.

Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it.

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes.

The wise man sees the fool & laughs & the fool never knows why

Do you suffer fromcallous-narrow-minded biases?I'm humanely secondhand embarrassed for you.

Don't make me cover your face with a pillow until you see my side of things.""Isn't that called murder?

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair.

She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below the belt?

...truly loving someone is making that person happy even if you're not the reason behind it.

If you are against abortions, don't have one.

You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what's happening on another planet, but not what's going on inside the person next to you.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!

If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs.