Quotes About Understanding

it's dreadful when two people's senses of humor are antagonistic. I don't believe there's any bridging that gulf!

There are people that say you should never use humor to talk about anything that's important or hard, and since I don't believe that, at some point there has to be a level of "agree to disagree."

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)

The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect. Psychology is the study of why someone would try to do this.

Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say.

There's no winning arguments with your parents, so why get all pumped up over them? It is way better to dive down and get out of the way than it is to get clobbered by some parental tidal wave.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

It's like geographical humor. You just don't get it unless you were there.

Smiles, like humor, are the most serious and complex forms of communication used by human beings.

Physicians must discover the weaknesses of the human mind, and even condescend to humor them, or they will never be called in to cure the infirmities of the body.

It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny.

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the people we're with and hopefully through humor have them understand us.

A word says more than a thousand images. Exercises for the visually inclined: illustrate "appreciation", "humor", "software", "education", "inalienable rights", "elegance", "fact".

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

It does no good to bark at the television, I said. I've tried it too. So he stopped.

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know.

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.

Humor is a universal lanuage.