Quotes About Understanding

'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.

When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Being patted is what it is all about.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire." ~ Liberty Jones

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

Humor is the foundation of reconciliation.

Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.

A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference. It pardons shortcomings, it consoles failure.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

He knows so little and knows it so fluently.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women.

Not all tongues that wag cohabit with a brain.