Quotes About Understanding

I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.

I make sure that my pictures are not too erotic and that they always have a trace of humor. I make sure they are 'in good taste.' Either you understand it or not.

A spoonful of humor makes the message go down easier.

Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.

There's a fine line between support and stalking and let's all stay on the right side of that.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Meow" means "woof" in cat.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.

All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.

Dali Lama said, 'when you open the heart of the person with humor, you can tell him the most truth. But if you tell him truth without humor, the heart closes.'

Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding - and He has a sense of humor.

Arouse in the other person an eager want.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.

I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.