Quotes About Quips

Ya writin' a book? Hey great. Need some help? Want some of my quips? Hey, we could do it together. We'd quip 'em to death. Give 'em quiplash hee hee hee.

Anybody ever tell you that you've got a smart mouth?" "It goes with my brain.

Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.

They [the Jesuit boys] were full of corny quips and Eastern college talk and had nothing on their bird-beans except a lot of ill-understood Aquinas for stuffing for their pepper.

I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

talented wisecracker.…

I love comedy. It's something that I think Marvel does so well, and it's one of the reasons I love Marvel so much is the quips that you get: that kind of underlying everything and cutting through the very heavy emotional stuff.

Never go up against a Sicilian when death, is on the line.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........(thump)

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

I'm fluent in bad puns and sarcasm.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.

I said, 'Don't talk rot, Old Tom Travers. I am not accustomed to talk rot, he said. Then, for a beginner, I said, you do it dashed well.

Let's see what you've got—as the actress said to the bishop

ability to come up with witty rejoinders whenever someone insulted her.

I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.

All the quips in the world couldn't prevent Oscar Wilde from becoming a lovesick fool.

Tell me, Francis, do you buy your one-liners wholesale? Only they're well past their sell-by.

me and quips that the PAC could use a good attorney

You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep." He

You always a wiseass?" "No. Sometimes I'm asleep.