Quotes About Beer

I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad while you're here.

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Come on. Let's go and sit down. I need to have a beer and a nervous breakdown." "Talk first, then breakdown. I want answers, not drool." "You used to love my drool." "Ha. You funny.

How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they've got that great business idea.

A waitress had come out of nowhere. "What can I get you?" ?I looked around the table, only to realize that everyone was staring at me. ?"Uh... five... beers?" ? "Five beers." ?"Yup!" ?"Any particular kind?" ?"…good ones?" ? "Can I see your ID?" ? "Goddammit." I handed it over.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?

Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!"

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac.

I work until beer oclock.

Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health." Jefferson

I can still taste that first beer I bought with my own paycheck.

A reader is nice, and it's portable. It's a marvelous invention. Buying books for the paper is like buying beer for the bottles. It's what's inside that gets you drunk!