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Quotes About Stand-up

I think that it's an easy thing to say, that whenever women do stand up, that 'Oh, they must hate men' - and I'm like, 'Well, if you listen carefully, it's actually a lovely tutorial that I wouldn't give to men unless I cared.'
~ Iliza Shlesinger
I'm an entertainer first. But I do as a stand up comedian, the way for me to evolve is to make a difference, to make people laugh and learn and do something different. Because there's too many comedians out there just making people laugh. And anybody can do that.
~ Ralphie May
The wrestling begins before you even engage in the clinch, I've said this already. This is one thing people don't know, wrestling begins on the feet with the stand up.
~ Israel Adesanya
No, I never really set out to be a stand up. I wanted to be a writer of some sort. I thought I'd do a bit of stand up and hopefully that will lead to stuff and little did I know it kind of snowballed. Before I knew it I was doing stand up 300 nights a year.
~ Josh Widdicombe
Lots of people do stand up shows with no narrative, but I love a beginning, a middle and an end.
~ Ellie Taylor
I've trained with some of the best when it comes to stand up.
~ Anthony Johnson
I prefer comedy acting definitely. I love stand up but I think Im just at home a bit more with comedy acting which is possibly why I love it more.
~ Mike Wozniak
Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of 15,000 people who laugh their heads off at it, it's the best feeling in the world.
~ Michael McIntyre
At the end of the day, stand-up comedy is like acting when the audience are the other characters that I'm acting with.
~ Brett Gelman
Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up comedy because those moments, that's what I crave. If I do something funny, and I hear a crowd laugh in that moment, we're all sharing the exact same experience and the exact same feeling.
~ Howie Mandel
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.
~ Dave Attell
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
~ Johnny Knoxville
I grew up in Singapore, and I went to Australia for law school, and after law school, I started doing stand-up comedy.
~ Ronny Chieng
I don't do stand-up anymore. There are no rules in stand-up comedy. Journalists follow plenty of rules.
~ Jason Whitlock
I don't like doing things by halves, and I realised you can't do stand-up comedy part-time.
~ Deirdre O'Kane
A lot of people think stand-up comedy is one person performing to an audience, but I love it more when it's a dialogue, an interaction.
~ Rosie Jones
Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.
~ Dave Foley
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby.
~ Howie Mandel
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
~ Judah Friedlander
You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.
~ Brion James
I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.
~ Keenen Ivory Wayans
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.
~ Denis Leary
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it.
~ Vir Das
I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could. But he was someone who was quite detrimental to my health, both emotionally and physically.
~ Johnny Vegas