Quotes About In-laws

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

Keeping track of forty-seven hallucinations is tough enough. If I had to imagine their in-laws too, I just might end up going crazy.

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

In my day you got married and spent one holiday with one set of in-laws and another with the others. None of this bonding business.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

I've been married twice, and I can tell you this right now: no one wants their mother in law all up in their business. Especially if you're a woman and you have your own mind.

Although I notice there is never a truly good time to have a nice long chat with one´s mother-in-law, unless you are having an extraordinary life and marriage and your mother-in-law is, say, Maureen Dowd, or Indira Gandhi. Someone of that ilk.

When you marry the woman you also marry her entire family.

I fell in love with one. And he fell in love with me." And then I died and his mother brought me back to life—it's great to have demigods as in-laws.

Sometimes even bad advice can point a man in the right direction. It was in this manner that his in-laws' accusations ultimately pushed Neil closer to God.

I spend a lot of my spare time with my family. My sisters, parents, and in-laws all live nearby.

To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely.

Daughters-in-law lived with their husbands' parents, not their own; a synonym for marriage in Chinese is "taking a daughter-in-law.

If the marriage were valid, she'd be your sister-in-law.

My wife and I have many arguments but she only wins half of them. My mother-in-law wins the other half.

When you divorce someone, you divorce their whole family.

If the marriage were valid, she'd be your sister-in-law.

The guest cabin at his in-laws' north woods retreat was a great place to sleep. It sat a mere twenty feet from the water's edge, and when there was a slight breeze the water would lap up against the shoreline rhythmically, sending you into a prenatal slumber. It was nature's version of a mother's heartbeat.

A woman isn't just married to her husband, but to his whole family

Orbán decides to visit his in-laws in Szolnok. I'd never been to Szolnok, so I tag along

If you sincerely want to hear all about what is wrong with you and what you ought to do to rectify it all you need to do is let them inlaws on the place. You'll get a complete rundown on the subject and I guarantee it. She

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

I thought your mother liked me." "My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan.

Mr. Roddis: [Outraged at the presence of two apparent burglars (actually his in-laws) having tea in his suburban home] - And they've opened a pot of my raspberry jam. Uncle Fred: [Architect of the above missunderstanding] Ah, then you will be able to catch them red-handed. I should fetch a policman.