Quotes About In-laws

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.

Monkey now produced his staff and the two of them did their best to kill each other, like the affectionate in-laws they were.

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. George

but there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

Two mothers-in-law.

I blinked slowly at that notion. "A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law." "Worth more than gold or jewels," Hades said.

I have a very successful father-in-law and family with very different political views.

And so her parents-in-law, whom she still regarded as the most eminent people in France, declared that she was an angel; all the more so because they preferred to appear, in marrying their son to her, to have yielded to the attraction rather of her natural charm than of her considerable fortune.

When you marry someone, you marry their entire family.

What the hell kind of family did I marry into?

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

NEVER Rent to Family, In Laws, Outlaws, Friends, or Vendors There's just too much at risk.

Mothers-in-law know all sorts of things that husbands are too stupid to figure out.

Anytime a son-in-law does something wrong, he can easily become a son-out-law.