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Quotes About Theft

No government owns it," snapped the robot, "it's been stolen.
~ Douglas Adams
Hence King's Messengers and all that. In medieval days you gave a fellow a signet ring as a sort of open sesame. 'The King's Ring! Pass, my lord!' And usually it was the other fellow who had stolen it. I always wonder why some bright lad never hit on the expedient of copying the ring—making a dozen or so, and selling them at a hundred ducats apiece. They seem to have had no initiative in the Middle Ages.
~ Agatha Christie
Mr. Lester, he takee those,' answered the other, who was a Chinaman. 'He say, puttee them allee in safee place—where pleeceman no lookee.
~ Agatha Christie
Si alguien te robara el dinero como te roban el tiempo, pondrías el grito en el cielo, lo perseguirías y entablarías una acción judicial contra él. El dinero puede reemplazarse pero el tiempo no. Tontos que somos, dejamos que nos roben este artículo tan preciado y tan único, y no hacemos nada para evitarlo.
~ Alan Jolis
Well, I love Pink Floyd, so I wouldn't be offended by it. I only intentionally robbed them three or four times.
~ Josh Silver
The amount of piracy is extraordinary. People don't realize how big it is.
~ Lorenzo di Bonaventura
Individually the poor are not too tempting to thieves, for obvious reasons. Mug a banker and you might score a wallet containing a month's rent. Mug a janitor and you will be lucky to get away with bus fare to flee the crime scene.
~ Barbara Ehrenreich
I used to have a lovely wallet with lots of different compartments where I kept photographs of my grandmother, grandfather and friends. It was stolen one night when I was out in Edinburgh, and I never got it back.
~ Neve McIntosh
Character is always known. Thefts never enrich; alms never impoverish; murder will speak out of stone walls.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
I stole a piece of the chess set on the first film. I took a piece of the treasure out of Bellatrix's vault on this film. And I've taken my wand and I've got my cloak.
~ Emma Watson
Stealing is stealing. I don't care if it's on the Internet or you're breaking into a warehouse somewhere - it's theft.
~ Patrick Leahy
Y'know, I cut my finger on a mandoline once. I stole it, so I guess the universe said, 'Bitch, please.
~ Rachel Howzell Hall
check this out- so many people today are trying to sell their stolen goods of reggae from their archives in memorabilia and other artifacts just as thieves do to pawn stores to fence stolen items. Be not deceived! this is how they suck the blood of the sufferers- as bob marley said.
~ RAS CARDO REGGAE
I stole my first albums 'Pin-Ups' and 'Hunky Dory' by David Bowie from the first super-sized supermarket in Salford, which also sold tents and camping gear.
~ Shaun Ryder
We did a gig at the Marquee and we were supposed to be paid five pounds but we never got it, and it cost us something like 10 pounds in petrol to get there to do it. So what we did was steal some equipment from The Marquee.
~ Andy Partridge
Opportunistic theft and burglary are, historically, rare in American disasters, rare enough that many disaster scholars consider it one of the "myths" of disaster. Some such opportunism happened in Katrina. The first thing worth saying about such theft is who cares if electronics are moving around without benefit of purchase when children's corpses are floating in filthy water and stranded grandmothers are dying of heat and dehydration?
~ Rebecca Solnit
The men responsible were charged with grand theft. Their original defense, that dolphins are persons (humans in dolphin suits, one defendant said), was quickly thrown out by the judge. I'm unclear on the definition of person the courts have been using. Something that sieves out dolphins but lets corporations slide on through.
~ Karen Joy Fowler
I guess you can go into all that feminist bullshit about how women should be able to do whatever they want to do and men should just get used to it, but . . ." Lena paused again. "It's like this," she said. "If I parked my car in the middle of Atlanta with the windows rolled down and the keys in the ignition, whose fault is it when somebody steals it?
~ Karin Slaughter
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
~ Wilson Mizner
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
~ Frank Carson
Stealing is a lazy man's way. Something for nothing, leaves you hell to pay.
~ Michael Peterson
Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.
~ James M. Cain
Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.
~ Bill O'Reilly
...if fifty bands of men surrounded us/ and every sword sang for your blood,/ you could make off still with their cows and sheep.
~ Homer