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Quotes About Theft

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.
~ Albert Einstein
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
~ Henny Youngman
My grandfather always said, Don't watch your money, watch your health. So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
~ Jackie Mason
There are only three ways by which any individual can get wealth — by work, by gift or by theft. And, clearly, the reason why the workers get so little is that the beggars and thieves get so much.
~ Henry George
A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children.
~ Ian Anderson
People who relieve others of their money with guns are called robbers. It does not alter the immorality of the act when the income transfer is carried out by government.
~ Cal Thomas
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
~ Steven Wright
If you wan to steal money, don't rob a bank - open one.
~ Bertolt Brecht
We rebuilt China.The money they took out of the United States is the greatest theft in the history of our country. The money they've taken out, the jobs they've taken out, the base.
~ Donald Trump
My worst holiday was in Athens when I was a young drama student at Rada in 1965. I ran out of money. I had my things stolen and I wasn't able to speak a word of the language.
~ Stephanie Beacham
That's the funny thing about stealing money---it always seems to be the rich people who have the most of it.
~ Ari Marmell, Lost Covenant
The easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're going to steal his watch.
~ Leigh Bardugoh
Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.
~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that.
~ Vincent Gallo
Select only things to steal that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is nonexistent
~ Jim Jarmusch
He stole my music but he gave me my name.
~ Mick Jagger
People equated burning CDs with theft. That's not what burning CDs is. Theft is about acquiring the music from the Internet.
~ Steve Jobs
An adulterer will not commit adultery when he has full faith (in Allah), and a thief will not steal when he has full faith (in Allah).
~ Ibn Majah
He who steals a little steals with the same wish as he who steals much, but with less power.
~ Plato
Yet, feeling his way, starting by the passive opposition of small thefts, stealing sausage ends and crusts of bread when Signora Squeers was asleep, he (Casanova) progressed until he arrived at the thought " that it was ridiculous to be oppressed
~ WILLIAM BOLITHO
It could be argued that Parliament is an agency of the EU and therefore the theft of our money by our MPs is a breach of our right to good administration. Moreover, perhaps all public-sector bodies are EU institutions and they are breaching our human rights by taking and wasting hundreds of billions of pounds of our money.
~ David Craig
Without the rule of law there could be no safety and no progress: if you created something, somebody else might just take it away because they wanted it.
~ David Drake
This was Khalil's doing, and Josh's, and the three nations that could find no better way than stealing her.
~ David L. Robbins
felt this way, robbed
~ David L. Robbins