Quotes About Love

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

For, Heaven be thank'd, we live in such an age, when no man dies for love, but on the stage.

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old age. The most beautiful thing in life is that our souls remaining over the places where we once enjoyed ourselves.

The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.

Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too.

Love has no age, no limit; and no death.

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.

The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to

A happy family is but an earlier heaven

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch with your children...

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.