Quotes About Love

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I think serial monogamy says it all.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I like marriage. The idea.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

Babies are such a nice way to start people

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.