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Quotes About Surgery

I've canceled your clinic on Tuesday. We're meeting Ravi. Dr. V. V. Ravichandran at General Hospital. He's brilliant . . . The first Indian full professor in surgery at the Madras Medical College. When the governor needed surgery, his wife quietly sent for Ravi. Everyone knows he's the best, but on top of that he's a lovely man and a good teacher. I knew him when we were posted together in Tanjore.
~ Abraham Verghese
EÄŸer kobay, ameliyata kar?? durmuÅŸ ise suç kobay?n deÄŸildir.
~ Adolf Hitler
To the patient, any operation is momentous.
~ Joe Murray
Now when I came to go up to operations, I went down to this patient's room and got down on my knees at the foot of the bed and earnestly asked the Lord to help us and to help me.
~ John Harvey Kellogg
I had my nose done four times. I've had a little bit of filler before, a little bit of Botox before. So I have been a patient, not in my own hands, obviously.
~ Paul Nassif
One fateful morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that I shouldn't be operating on patients and then teaching them to eat to avoid me in the future; I should teach them to eat so that I wouldn't have to operate on them in the first place!
~ Steven Gundry
Even now with the operation, with the damage done, my ankle probably is never going to be back to 100 per cent.
~ Casey Stoner
I had to wait a while to get the scans back but it shows nothing in terms of needing surgery which is good. I hurt my AC joint and I just need to strengthen it. There is an outside chance to start training by the end of this week and if not than the start of next week.
~ Claudio Reyna
In Beverly Hills, around 3 P.M. on Bedford Drive, a strange rite occurs. All the men and women who have had facial surgery leave the their surgeons and walk up and down the street bandaged like mummies in Prada, waiting for their loved ones to pick them up.
~ Taylor Negron
One boob was a 36B while the other was 36D - I've had big boobs since the sixth grade and walked around with double bras on for five years before getting surgery.
~ Trisha Paytas
I basically walked around with a goiter for four years because I was so afraid of surgery.
~ Jennifer Grey
I've been operated on a whole bunch. I've broken everything there is to break.
~ Howie Long
I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out.
~ Max Walker
The difficulty of finding organs suitable for transplantation on man must be met.
~ Alexis Carrel
One of the things he wanted to start screaming about was the surgeon's knife that was almost certain to be waiting for him and everyone else who lived long enough to die.
~ Joseph Heller
Once, I helped do a surgery to remove a bullet near a young man's heart. The electricity was out so we did the whole surgery by the light of our cell phones. The doctor who performed the surgery was a veterinarian.
~ Wendy Pearlman
Framing effects: Different ways of presenting the same information often evoke different emotions. The statement that "the odds of survival one month after surgery are 90%" is more reassuring than the equivalent statement that "mortality within one month of surgery is 10%." Similarly, cold
~ Daniel Kahneman
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
~ Dave Barry
reported only seven deaths during surgery.
~ James Dashner
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
~ James H. Boren
Dr. C, chief of surgery at a northeastern hospital, for example, gave Corea his opinion that "a girl with lots of kids, on welfare, and not intelligent enough to use birth control, is better off being sterilized." " 'Not intelligent enough to use birth control,;' " Corea added, "is often a code phrase for 'black' or 'poor.
~ Dorothy Roberts
After surveying a number of these sterilization bills, Julius Paul observe in 1968, "The surgeon's knife (sterilization) still seems to have the same magical quality in the minds of some people for 'saving' America from its shame, squalor, and various miseries of human or social instigation (especially poverty) as it did over sixty years ago.
~ Dorothy Roberts
Er, well, um - there's one which is that a patient wakes up after having, well, that is, he's been to, er, to surgery, and he wakes up and, it's not very good, but anyway, he's been to surgery and he says to the doctor when he wakes up, 'Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with me, I can't feel my legs.' And the doctor says, `Yes, I'm afraid we've had to amputate both your arms.' And that's it really. Er, that's why he couldn't feel his legs, you see.
~ Douglas Adams
the fact that the fabulously beautiful planet Bethselamin is now so worried about the cumulative erosion by ten billion visiting tourists a year that any net imbalance between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete whilst on the planet is surgically removed from your bodyweight when you leave: so every time you go to the lavatory there it is vitally important to get a receipt.) To
~ Douglas Adams