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Quotes About Surgery

Amazing! said Mr. McSwiney. You've got a permanently fixed larynx, he told Owen. I've rarely seen such a thing, he said. Your voice box is never in repose - your Adam's apple sits up there in the position of a permanent scream. I could try giving you some exercises, but you might want to see a throat doctor; you might have to have surgery. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SURGERY, I DON'T NEED ANY EXERCISES, said Owen Meany. IF GOD GAVE ME THIS VOICE, HE HAD A REASON, Owen said.
~ John Irving
Before dentists' chairs were invented, the patient's head was clenched between the surgeon's knees.
~ John Lloyd
I don't understand nor have any respect for these fake girls who have cosmetic surgery all over the place.
~ Unknown
My mind went back to the implements on the cave's wall, the herbs and tools of healing. Surgery was the word he had used.
~ Madeline Miller
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
~ Malcolm Muggeridge
Robertson was in the operating room and no word on his condition was coming out. A bloody-handed nurse, who'd taken him in, stood washing her hands, and when Lucas asked, she said, "I've seen worse who lived. But then, I've seen better who died." No help there.
~ John Sandford
When I was twelve, my appendix burst, and as they were wheeling my ass into the operating room, I asked the doctor, "How will this affect my piano playing?" and he said, "Don't worry, you'll still be able to play the piano," and I said, "Wow! I wasn't able to before!" And then they gassed me.
~ John Scalzi
You know," I said, "I've been trying to make jokes to you the entire time I've been here." "I know," she said. "I'm sorry. My sense of humor was surgically removed as a child." "Oh," I said. "That was a joke
~ John Scalzi
I can't imagine having cosmetic surgery because I have my values and little family who makes me feel incredibly accepted but you never know.
~ Izabella Scorupco
Truth is like a surgery. It hurts but cures. Lie is like a pain killer. It gives instant relief but has side effects forever.
~ Unknown
It was now so much a part of him, that it could not have been torn from him without destroying him almost entirely: as they say in surgery, his love was no longer operable.
~ Marcel Proust
Non posso fingere di non sapere quanto la volontà di un ottimo chirurgo sia ininfluente rispetto al compiersi di un destino. Le braccia di un uomo sono ferme alla terra, figlia mia, Dio, se c'è, è alle nostre spalle.
~ Margaret Mazzantini
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
~ Dave Barry
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
~ Bill Walton
Language is the means of getting an idea from my brain into yours without surgery.
~ Unknown
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
~ Robert Pattinson
The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.
~ Steve Martin
I'd never say no to surgery in the future, because I feel like, as I get older, I'm going to face temptation more.
~ Marcia Cross
She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
~ Julie Andrews
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
~ Paul Lynde
Lung replacement was a common emergency surgery these days,
~ Unknown
twenty-eight years old, getting elective surgery
~ Unknown
Some people climb mountains, others get to have heart surgery.
~ Unknown
Effective software change, like effective surgery, really involves deeper skills. Working with care doesn't do much for you if you don't use the right tools and techniques. Cover
~ Unknown