Quotes About Santa Claus

I remember arguing with kids on the street who were talking about Santa Claus. I said don't be so daft - Santa Claus doesn't come down our chimney. He's an economic Santa Claus; he goes down chimneys where they've got money.

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

there's no such thing as a fuck cure. a fuck cure is like the adult version of santa claus

Missing a nose. With these children Santa has to be careful not to ask, And what would you like for Christmas?

I said that Santa no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad he comes to your house and steals things.

On the other hand, the Santa Claus hypothesis is highly empirically successful for five-year-olds, but, of course, five-year-olds are very limited in their ability to test hypotheses

So if there was a Santa Claus, what would you ask him for?" he asked. You, she nearly said. She'd want him for Christmas and no take backs.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!

A born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it.

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.

Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with "It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus

Of course there is a Santa Claus. It's just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. So the Lord has spread the task among us all. That's why everybody is Santa Claus. I am. You are.

You know what? From now on, I think I'm going to call you Mister Christmas.

Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my dad to do the big reveal of all the presents Santa brought.

What an idiot Santa is for flying around alone. Because who would want to travel the world without another person's heartbeat beside him?

My parents didn't raise me to ask God for blessings or benefits. For guidance, yes. For the strength to do the right thing, yes. Not for a winning lottery number, not for love or health, or happiness. Prayer is not a gimme list; God isn't Santa Claus.

"In all this world there is nothing so beautiful as a happy child," says good old Santa Claus; and if he had his way the children would all be beautiful, for all would be happy.

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus.