Quotes About Santa Claus

Death is the Santa Claus of the adult world. Except Santa Claus in reverse. The guy who takes all the presents away.

Adults want to talk about death way less than people my age do. Death is the Santa Claus of the adult world. Except Santa Claus in reverse. The guy who takes all the presents away. Big bag over the shoulder, climbing up the chimney carrying everything in a person's life, and taking off, eight-reindeered, from the roof.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Two little girls, on their way home from Sunday school, were solemnly discussing the lesson. "Do you believe there is a devil?" asked one. "No," said the other promptly. "It's like Santa Claus: it's your father."