Quotes About Food

Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots?

Lo siento —murmuró ella—. Estoy bien si sé de antemano que van a haber alimentos que no puedo comer, pero cuando se me toma por sorpresa... —Decayó, porque nadie realmente entendía que la comida no era sólo el combustible o que no había nada de malo en un poco de lo que imaginaba; cada comida, cada bocado era una batalla, una guerra de nunca acabar.

I eat a variety of foods like vegetables, fruit and beef for protein and iron.

That was my childhood. I grew up with the monks, studying Sanskrit and meditating for hours in the morning and hours in the evening, and going once a day to beg for food.

Los valores sagrados solo acostumbran adquirir una fuerte relevancia cuando son desafiados, de la misma manera que los alimentos adquieren un valor acuciante solo cuando no se tiene acceso a ellos.

Think biologically: humans are in better moods after they've eaten a fine meal or when they are in more pleasant surroundings.

bonds are formed, death with the dead, those with no hope, the despair written in their eyes selling bit & pieces of shit called food for an extra sheet to put over their shivering bodies

Eric Schlosser's Fast Food Nation.

Q: What do you call a pissed-off German? A: Sauerkraut.

Q: Why can't Chinese barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill.

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow? A: Prime rib.

Q: What do cats have for breakfast? A: Mice Crispies.

Q: What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? A: Kids won't eat broccoli.

Q: What did the tomato do after falling behind in the race? A: Ketchup.

Q: Where do burgers like to dance? A: A meatball.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.

Q: What's the square root of 69? A: Ate something.

Q: Why are there only 238 beans in Irish chili? A: Because just two more makes it two-farty.

Q: What sort of farts do you get by mixing beans and onions? A: Tear gas.

Waiter, waiter! This soup tastes funny. Then why aren't you laughing?

Waiter, waiter! There's a twig in my soup. Hold on, sir, I'll get the branch manager.

What was that smell? Had someone left food in here? She looked under the desktop, then under the chair before she realized what it was. The smell was her.

A substantial fraction of the atoms in the body of a typical physicist were once in the form of pizza.)

The discussion about food doesn't make any sense without discussion at the same time of land, land use, land policy, fertility maintenance, and farm infrastructure maintenance.