Quotes About Food

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.

I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of the amenities, such crass food, crass manners, crass landscape!! What a horror it is for a whole nation to be developing without the sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.

More than a few historians have suggested that heavy drinking in colonial times (and well into the nineteenth century) occurred, at least in part, because water supplies were unreliable and could, in some cases, cause disease. Food supplies—often not properly refrigerated in an era when an icehouse was considered "high tech"—were similarly suspect.

sotto le cenere, beans in a flask braised under ash. Now he's pouring the cooled, herb-scented beans from all the flasks into a huge white bowl, drizzling on more oil and tossing them. When everyone is seated he and his wife will carry the bowl together, passing the creamy-fleshed beans table to table, person to person, just like his grandparents used to do.

A lot of women but they are all moving. It takes me a while to see that they are all getting something to give to the men, food, a stool, water, matches for their weed, more food, juice from big Igloos. Livication and liberation my ass, if I wanted to live in a Victorian novel I at least want men who know how to get a decent haircut.

I hate milk. Coats your throat as bad as okra. Something just downright disgusting about it.

I've looked as hard as I can look but never ever seen a cook; I saw a person who combined ingredients on which we dined

Mi papá dice que no, que una cosa es matarla para comerla y otra matarla por odio, que eso no debemos. Así que la gallinita de la verga le sigue dando huevos al vecino.

And though various organizations in America and England collected money and sent food parcels to these refugees, nothing was ever received by the Spanish.

I'll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal.

We walked up to the first rack and I paid with another hard currency card and -Wow, that was three times the price of my last transient hostel. It's a good thing I don't have to eat.

The missionaries ate the local food. Sometimes, as in the case of one New Zealand tribe whose favorite recipe called for Anglicans, the locals ate the missionaries.

Imagine waking up in the morning and going to the kitchen and to make yourself some breakfast. You take some soybean grits, mix them with some tainted cattle meat, throw in a few beaks and feathers, smother your concoction with processed sugar syrup and chemicals, then sprinkle on a few preservatives and dyes. Pressure cook the hell out of it, let it cool-and dig in!

A nickel's worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.

The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements — a job, a meal and a woman.