Quotes About Food

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs.

Is an egg a vegetable?

I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right'.

School is a place were you go to eat your lunch

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry each night. Well that was probably true. They were all on a diet.

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.

Ala!" Echo sprang to her feet, legs tangled in the sheets. The Ala was here. The Ala had brought food. The Ala was a goddess

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.

We are, quite literally, gambling with the future of our planet- for the sake of hamburgers

I think the future of food is in insects.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.