Quotes About Indulgence

If you've found pleasure in drinking, you've found bottled love

My favorite sport is female and my favorite food is beer.

All vampires smoke. Smoking's high on the list of Things You Take Up To Pass The Time.

I treat my heart like a sick child and gratify its every fancy.

I hid myself in food.

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.

Our Lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy Drink. Thy will be drunk at home, As it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head. And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter, the lager. For ever and ever. Barmen.

Ennui, perhaps, has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst...

Cup-cakes are food for the soul.

Life's too short to say no to cake.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake has a lot for a lot of people, it does for me…

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels — except cupcakes.

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

The difference between a cupcake and a muffin: cupcakes come topped with an obscene amount of frosting. Muffins are cupcakes that you fool yourself into thinking of as a healthy breakfast food because they do not have a mountain of frosting on top.

I'm into fitness — fitness whole cupcake in my mouth.

Morning after Halloween: I'm never eating candy again. An hour later: Oh look, candy!

Candy is sugar that's all dressed up for the party.

I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it. In defeat I need it.

Can you imagine opening a bottle of champagne with a bottle opener. I can't. It would eliminate half the fun.

Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

...a romantic attachment for chocolate-creams...