Quotes About Indulgence

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Eat brownie then brush teeth — York peppermint patty!

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

Chocolate promises to make everything okay.

I don't drown my sorrows — I suffocate them with chocolate.

Man cannot live on chocolate alone but woman sure can.

I want someone to look at me the same way I look at chocolate.

God gave the angels wings and humans chocolate.

Party on! Today's stress has been cancelled, courtesy of chocolate.

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that [$#*t] with your heart.

May 15 is Chocolate Chip Day, a day to celebrate the tiny morsels of chocolate that make any dessert even better.

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavor you like other than coffee-flavor.

Coffee is a hug in a mug.

I like her bitter as I can git 'er, along with a piece of pie.

An American will go to hell for a bag of coffee.

Herbal tea tastes so much better when it's coffee.

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.

Chocolate, men, coffee — some things are better rich.

My jeans say "No more chocolate chip cookies!" But my leggings say "Brrring it on!"

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad.

All people with healthy physical appetites have a sweet tooth somewhere in their heads.

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.

Desserts are the fairy tales of dining — a happily-ever-after to supper.

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream.