Quotes About Indulgence

Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into Champagne.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a mini-bar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak.

In the course of history many more people have died for their drink and their dope than have died for their religion or their country.

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance.

You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.

Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while.

Dear children, don't eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.

I used to think that diamonds were a girl's best friend, but now I realize it's carbohydrates. Seriously, I have a French baguette at home sporting a matching friendship bracelet.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

Who would die for this chance to be fed this death of pleasure with spoons, in their warm homes, alone, unmoving?

My favourite thing in the world is going out to get Chinese food, then coming home and renting a movie.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

I cannot wait to go get my fried butter on a stick, and fried cheesecake on a stick and...Twinkies, especially in honor of those who would rather just be forced to eat our peas.

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.

Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake.

Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.