Quotes About Indulgence

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.

Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don't think I could eat eight.

Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?

If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.

I want a new liver to replace my heart.""Um, why?""Because then I could drink more and care less.

Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay

Nicki Elson, When It Hooks You

The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that's probably true of antifreeze as well, but illusion is nearly all we have.

He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.