Quotes About Desire

The tendency of humanity is towards the forbidden.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I should like to be a horse.

She was everything I wanted. She was beautiful and charming, with a quick sense of humor, and she supported me in everything I did.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.

Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.

If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!

I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

So this was where lust was satisfied. If I'd been an old-time miner I'd have asked for my gold nugget back.

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

Some folks rail against other folks, because other folks have what some folks would be glad of.

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.