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Quotes About Desire

Arouse in the other person an eager want.
~ Dale Carnegie
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
~ Adam Carolla
It's impossible to ravish me, I'm so willing.
~ John Fletcher
I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.
~ Chelsea Handler
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
~ Adam Carolla
I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I love you above all things, even pie.
~ Christopher Moore, Fool
XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"
~ Mitch Hedberg
I'd love to...but only with you.
~ Morrissey
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
~ Mitch Hedberg
A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
~ Kristen Schaal
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
~ Jim Norton
I want a new liver to replace my heart.""Um, why?""Because then I could drink more and care less.
~ L.A. Casey, Alec
Honey, that man would do anything to keep you. Lie, steal, cheat, kill, clean up after himself, and do laundry.
~ Alisa Sheckley, Moonburn
Blood rushed to the regions of my body that I associated with naughtiness, and I was powerless to stop it.
~ Kat Lowe, Dream Cat
Atty's eyes rested on Darby with all the subtlety of a dog watching his food bowl being filled!
~ Tricia Murphy, Aine
Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.
~ Matthew Heines
He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses.
~ Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
When I envied a man's spurs then they were indeed worth coveting.
~ Zane Grey
I am hated for loving.I am haunted for wanting.
~ Morrissey
I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.
~ Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words
It was easy to imagine he'd just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn't going there.
~ Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad
Well, I've always wanted to call my son
~ Brian K. Vaughan, Saga, Vol. 2
Who wants avocado?
~ Wendy Lustbader