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Quotes About Lying

for politics is a cesspool of lying lawyers
~ Unknown
Any time you catch folks lying, they are scared of something. Lying is dodging. People with guts don't lie. They tell the truth and then if they have to, they fight it out. You lay yourself open by lying. ..Nothing can lick you if you never get scared.
~ Zora Neale Hurston
The Written Word is a Fairy, as mocking and elusive as Willy Wisp, speaking lying words to us in a feigned voice. So let all readers of books take warning!
~ Unknown
Hey, do you know what happens to a liar when he dies? He lies still, Jack!
~ Unknown
I think you're a dangerous, corrupt, lying piece of nine-day-old mosquito shit.
~ Hugh Laurie
There are a lot of theories about how you can tell if somebody is lying to you, did you know that?" He didn't answer but slid the cup the rest of the way toward him and stuck the straw in his mouth. "All kinds of indicators. The only ones that are really hard to catch are pathological liars because they have trouble themselves discerning between a lie and the truth—they blur those lines so much that they can't tell the difference anymore.
~ Craig Johnson
See, most people you meet, they'll talk to you through fifty layers of gauze and tinting. Sometimes you know they're lying even before they've started speaking. And it seems the older they get, the more brazen and desperate folks become, and they lie about things that don't even matter... I don't know. Maybe they just get so used to it they don't even notice. Maybe it's like a creeping curse and the more you do it, the easier it gets. What's amazing is that they think they're fooling anybody.
~ Craig Silvey
I can't remember a thing about it.' 'Och, what a night I've had!' exclaimed poor Maggie. 'There was him lying below and you lying above, and me up and down the stair wondering which of you was the worst and what I ought to do, wondering what kind of queer drug Neil had given you and what like you would be in the morning.
~ D.E. Stevenson
One-year-olds learn concealment. Five-year-olds lie outright: they manipulate via flattery. Nine-year-olds - masters of the cover-up. By the time you enter college, you're going to lie to your mom in one out of every five interactions.
~ Pamela Meyer
We are well," Hugh said, looking me over with more intensity than seemed proper. "And you?" "I'm well, thank you," I said, lying through my teeth. I'd been better the day I took to my bed with measles.
~ Lisa Tawn Bergren
To avoid contact with someone so as not to have to address the truth is a form of lying by omission, regardless of good intentions.
~ Unknown
Because if the Texan hadn't been mistaken (or lying), and Jake had been convicted of the murder—and sentenced to hang for it—her dreams of a future with him would remain just that. And the mere thought of losing him, even for a reason like that, woke an ache inside her that she'd thought long buried, a pain as cutting and as deep as Mary's death had caused.
~ Unknown
We both developed coughs by the end of the trip, however, and we decided it was vacation pneumonia, caused by excessive lying down. We walk a fine line, don't you know, between a "therapeutic" dose and "overmedication.
~ Jill Conner Browne
I can't believe you lied about chocolate, Mallory said. Lying about chocolate is... sanctimonious. Do you remember all those bad girl lessons you gave me? Amy rubbed the spot between her eyes where a headache was starting. You mean the lessons that landed you the sexy hunk you're currently sleeping with? Well, yes. But my point is that maybe you need good girl lessons. And good girl lesson number one is never tease when it comes to chocolate. -Amy and Mallory
~ Jill Shalvis
Wow. He's perfect for politics. He's got that lying, cheating, stealing thing down.
~ Jill Shalvis
That, I said, is an awfully lovely woman. I thought I should let you know, kid, in case your inexperience had blinded you to the fact. Lying, Ramirez stated, blushing. Evil.
~ Jim Butcher
Plundering and stealing, cheating and lying, laboring, fighting and loving; taking all we could and returning little, we went our careless and irresponsible ways, with laughter in our hearts and sneers on our lips - as anti-social as hyenas who howled at the changes in the weather.
~ Jim Tully
There are two reasons not to tell the truth--becuase lying will get you what you want, and because lying will keep someone from getting hurt.
~ Jodi Picoult
When hes late for dinner, I know hes either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope its the street.
~ Jessica Tandy
Yeah, being gay is a sin, but um so is tattoos, piercings, lying, killing, etc. So please stfu.
~ Unknown
I don't trip bout being lied to, Hell 9/10 I'm lying to you my damn self! Can't get mad if I'm doing it lol.
~ Unknown
When my job was attempting to predict future economic developments for the Shell oil company, I was frequently reminded of an Arabic saying: 'Those who claim to foresee the future are lying, even if by chance they are later proved right.'
~ Vince Cable
One has to be insincere and promise something which you cannot fulfill. So you either have to be a fool who does not understand what you are promising, or deliberately be lying.
~ Vladimir Putin
The Bible says that man lying with another man as with a woman is an abomination. I have never lain with a man as if he were a woman. I have no interest in such a thing. If I lie with a woman, it is because she is a woman and I want to treat her as one. If I lie with a man, it is because he is a man and I want to treat him as one.
~ Unknown