Quotes About Identity

The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.

A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio.

what would you call this haircut?"arthur.

My childhood was a drag show!

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them.

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown."You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

Perv."He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

What are you?" he demanded. "A slayer?" I rolled my eyes. "The name's Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?

Honestly, Clary, if you don't start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority I just don't know what I'll do with you.

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

Nobody calls me 'blondie' and keeps their kneecaps.

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script

If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.

Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne.

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife

I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here.

I would never say snog. I would say osculate." She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?

Who is this repulsive dwarf?

He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James

I love Mormon boys!

I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I'm okay in that respect." "Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.

My ex wants to come and rescue me.''Too late! I already rescued you. Who does this guy think he is?