Quotes About Identity

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

Hoodie was just a nickname I had growing up and I just wanted to have a name that would stick in peoples' minds and be a little bit funny and representative of who I am.

Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.

You're basically the same person forever so you find the same stuff funny forever. The Muppet Show spoke to me at 5 and it speaks to me in my late 30s in the same way.

Sometimes I feel like a vampire

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

Is an egg a vegetable?

To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny...though...I do not too much mind being somewhat like a cat.

I don't think I'm going to get so mature that I lose touch with the whatever wounded part of myself that feels the need to be funny. I'm already old enough that I realize that's not going to happen.

But its not funny. Not to people who've been told they're losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything else.

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.

I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better.

The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

Anyone who thinks it's funny to name their network "Tom'sHugeEtc" is going to think it's funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.